Know that we tried to stop you.

We sent the blood signs and the black omens, even as you lit the first candle of the last Dark Rite. But now we are bound by Ancient and Indivisible Law to reveal to you the Hidden Knowledge that you were never meant to have.

We Three, the Unknowable Lords of Undeadware, welcome you to our little protrusion into what you call reality. Beyond our gates you will find Dark Delights of unusual composition and Strange Diversions with unsettling consequences. Proceed only at peril to your obviously precarious mental condition and tainted soul. In cases in which your Eternal Essence is already in hallowed covenant elsewhere, our ward of negotiators are always willing to buy up old and devalued contracts. Just let us know.
Trust not your preconceived notions of virtue and degradation; what is light and what is dark; what is alive and what is dead...

Enjoy yourself inside and don't feed anything!